Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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