we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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