i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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