I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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