we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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