I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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