I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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