I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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