You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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