I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
someone owes me an orgasm
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
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