In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
should my penis look like a turkey
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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