We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
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