absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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