Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
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