Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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