I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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