But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
we made out on top of his cat.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
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