So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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