the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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