ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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