He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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