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She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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