She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
My breasts were aching with rage.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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