i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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