tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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