what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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