I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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