Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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