Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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