If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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