did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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