Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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