Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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