i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I forget how to act sober
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