Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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