Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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