If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Success! We fucked roommates!
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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