The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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