so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
Randomize