oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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