moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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