is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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