I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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