That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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