He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
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