"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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