I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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