Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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