Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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