Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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