wake up i wanna do it froggy style
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Randomize
