How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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